Halfway through, the show breaks. Intentionally? Unclear. The lights flicker and die. A voice over the PA system—flat, feminine, midwestern—says: “We are experiencing technical difficulties with our reality maintenance subsystem. Please remain seated in your original timeline.”
And whatever you do, do not shake the snow globe after midnight. The miniature actors get lonely. the yard sale of hell house mind control theatre
I spent $12.50 on a used toaster that only toasts bread into the shape of Rorschach blots. I spent $3 on a cassette tape labeled “Subliminal Affirmations for Mall Employees.” I spent nothing on the memory I traded away, which I no longer recall, but which left a bruise on my sternum that spells out Halfway through, the show breaks