--- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi Guide

They are waterboarded… with Diet Coke. Then, shipped directly to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Scene 2: Camp Delta, Cell Block C

(jumping out of a fake palki ): "Ruko! Yeh log Al-Qaeda ke bhakt hain!" (Stop! These are Al-Qaeda devotees!) --- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi

You two are Taliban!

Harold is in an orange jumpsuit. Kumar is trying to befriend a guard by teaching him how to make aloo paratha using prison chow. They are waterboarded… with Diet Coke

They learn that Colonel Foxx has kidnapped Kumar’s true love, NEHA (a stunning neurologist who left Kumar because he was "directionless") and is holding her at the wedding venue – the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel in Mumbai. Scene 3: The Taj Mahal Palace Hotel, Mumbai Yeh log Al-Qaeda ke bhakt hain

It’s not prasad , Kumar. It’s hydroponic bhang from that Rastafarian halwai in Jackson Heights. We are going to your ex-girlfriend’s wedding to stop it, not get arrested!