Sakura Haruno slammed her laptop shut. “I’m telling you, the algorithm hates medical ninjutsu. I posted a flawless chakra scalpel tutorial and got seventeen likes. Seventeen!”
Outside, a crowd had begun to gather. Word traveled fast in Konoha—faster when Ino’s psychic broadcast network was involved. Civilians pressed against the tea house windows, phones raised, capturing the legendary kunoichi mid-argument over streaming rights.
“I invested it in pachinko futures,” Tsunade corrected, sitting down. “Which is why I’m now producing a reality show. Shizune, the papers.”
Sakura’s eye twitched. “You want us to fight for content?”
“I want you to debate ,” Ino corrected. “Conflict is engagement. Engagement is revenue. Revenue buys more explosive tags for Tenten.”
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